But i’ve had to go two weeks without an orgasm now.
You don’t understand.
I haven’t done this since before I knew how to make it happen in the first place.
As in, when I was 5 and went “oh hey, if i do this, it feels really good”.
THIS IS THE LONGEST I’VE GONE WITHOUT AN ORGASM IN 15 YEARS GUYS.
‘cause it’s just making me more sexually frustrated.
I think i’m ovulating or something. My body is screaming “MAAAAATE! MATE RIGHT NOW DAMMIT! DOIT! DO IT HARD! NOW!”
More like “attempt” to mate. ‘cause last i checked there had to be a penis involved, which i’m not really a fan of.
………………was that tmi? whatever.