Vague Advances

Anyone wanna help me out with this? ;]

Hahah

norsecest:

if i call you dude and you reply “i’m a girl” i will literally back flip out of the internet 

cakeandrevolution:

Ok friends, I could use some help… Signal boosts would be greatly appreciated.

I was planning on moving to Philadelphia on the 15th of next month, so I gave my bosses a month notice today of my intent to leave the company and move out of the state, their response was to fire me instead.

Upside of their pettiness is that I should be able to get unemployment while I move and look for work up there which will bolster my resources in addition to what I’ve managed to save up, downside is that it just shifted my plans by a month and I’m hoping to head up there as soon as I can.

At the moment I have no leads on a place to stay up there so unless I can find something, whether it’s a couch to crash on, a corner to unroll my sleeping bag in, or someone looking for a roommate at a place I can afford, I’ll be sleeping in my car.

I’m hoping that by putting this out there I can find a place to stay. For those who don’t know me whom this reaches, I’m 30, pansexual, agender (but well on the masculine end of the spectrum so societal male privilege still definitely applies to me, he or they pronouns are both fine), an intersectional anarchist and very passionate about anti-oppression. I strive to not be an asshole and to learn and apologize when I fuck up. I’m fairly quiet, I cook and clean, and I try to be respectful of those around me (unless they’re assholes or oppressive douchefucks in which case all bets are off). I’m the kind of person who will yell at the racist at the bar and try to always be there for my friends if they need something.

So yeah, any help would be appreciated even if it’s just a reblog to increase the chances of me finding a place to stay, hell even recommendations of relatively safe parking lots to park and crash for the night would be useful.

Oh, I also have a glorious beard if that helps sway anyone lol.

popcornmassacre:

every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes